Tuesday, December 25, 2012

And a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Partiridge
 
 
A Cat's Christmas
 
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse

'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart -
Ate his mousey intestimes
and chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.

"Must be Santa," thought kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.

Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a huge load of presents
and all for the cat

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.
 
Pepper the Cat and La Familia Scribe wish you the Merriest of Christmases!

3 comments:

Betty Manousos said...

merry christmas!

i hope you're having a relaxing time with friends and family.

xo

The Redhead Riter said...

LOL LOL

That cat's expression is so funny! It looks something like, "How dare you bother me." LOL

Merry Christmas!!!

Anonymous said...

thanks for sharing.

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