Student A: Mrs. Scribe, did you know that the President is not a US citizen?
Student B: Isn't that illegal or something? How could that be?
Mrs. Scribe: Where did you hear that?
Student A: Donald Trump said it. On Fox.
Student B: How could you believe a man like that?
Student A: He's got a lot of money. He must be smart.
Student C: He's kind of a loser, I think.
Mrs. Scribe: How so?
Student C: Look at his hair.