Dear Mrs. Scribe:
I have thought today about how I violated your trust. What I did today was wrong. I had the goofy out of control side of my character today. I was all pumped up and ready to get to the four-day break, but that is no excuse.
Aside from today's incident, I realized today that I have made things difficult for you during this past semester with my sporatic lazy, unmotivated, idiotic behavior. I was embarassed today when my parents opened that Email and read the line about me being a "good student." I have not been a good student at all this year.
I have just over [a month, at the time of this posting; his transgression was in January] to go until graduation. I will not leave you and the underclassmen on the staff with this impression. I am recommiting myself to the newspaper. I give you a garauntee that I will give a 100% full effort every remaining class this year. I will be your best cherub.
Have a Good Weekend =),
Stupid Senior Boy
Editor's Note: Since penning this missive, Stupid Senior Boy has gotten worse, not better. And his spelling hasn't become any better, either. Wish him the best of luck, but can't wait 'til he adioses Room 215.