Sunday, January 3, 2010

Definitely Not a Snow Job



Snow Job

Well, I got the cart dug out, but Grandma's still in there.

I know it's difficult to fathom, but 2 weeks ago we were up to our keisters in the white stuff. Part of the aftermath of the Blizzard of '09 involved strategizing for a cart at the grocery store. So many of them had been plowed into the mountainous drifts, you see.

You Silly Sunday Sweepstakes afficionados know what to do, correctamundo? Take a gander at this Superior Snap. Then conjure a caption for said snap, and tippy-type it, real quick-like, in the comments section of this post.

And that's all there is to it, Scribe Fans. Oh, one more thing. In honor of the New Year & All, Mrs. Scribe is offering the author of the funniest caption~as judged by Mr. Fairway~a $25 Target Gift Card. My Sx3 Contest ends at 11:59 p.m. tomorrow, January 4. The winner will be announced right here on Tuesday morning. And what could be better than that?

67 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Susie said...

Artic Cart Corral:-)

quilly said...

Well, I got the cart dug out, but Grandma's still in there.

Queenie Jeannie said...

It's my birthday tomorrow. Can't I have the GC anyway??? LOL!

Vodka Logic said...

Forgot to put chains on my cart..damn.



I have the exact same Anon comment on my blog yesterday.. I smell spam

Quasi Serendipita said...

Wonky wheels? Moi?

Mommakin said...

Neither rain nor snow nor dark of night would keep Alice away from double coupon day...

blueviolet said...

I don't know why, but I can never come up with captions! I have to admit I like Susie's though. :)

Tara R. said...

'Come on down for the end of the year White Sale.'

Tracy P. said...

Concerned that she would fall off the wagon with her New Year's Resolution, Ethyl took creative steps to limit her grocery purchases.

Becca said...

Thanks for inviting me to play...but I am not a caption thinker-upper. Cute pic tho :)

Yaya said...

Ha! That's about what it looks like here!


"Where did you say that 2 for 1 sale is??"

Jeanie said...

I don't think I could beat quilly's caption, but I'll keep thinking.

noelle said...

i love tara's caption and it will be hard to top...but here goes:

'the blizzard of 2009 changed everything...grocery carts will now be available with a 4-wheel drive option.'

Vodka Mom said...

What aisle are the "snowjobs" in?

Vodka Mom said...

Clean-up in aisle "L-O-T", Larry. And bring a shovel.

Traci said...

Lots of cute ideas already... here's my go.

Excuse me, could you please direct me to the frozen section?

Bilbo said...

Metro's attempt to introduce new, smaller cars on low-ridership routes didn't quite work out during the bad-weather test. Nevertheless, fares went up anyhow.

JennyMac said...

I think Vodka Mom has it.

Midday Escapades said...

Start your cart sledding racing engines! You're going down, James Brown!

Thanks for the chance and for stopping over to my place.

Encore Bride said...

Thanks for the invite, I can't come up with a good one but I like quilly's!

Faith Imagined said...

The "Grandma" caption by Quilly is hilarious!!!

miss jo said...

"Safeway on Ice," a new Disney production at an ice rink near you.

Kim said...

Holy snow! I would just cry if we had that much!

Kari said...

"CARTiac Arrest"


There's some really great captions here. That's all I could come up with. Happy New Year!

Peggy said...

Really awesome captions so far!

Here's mine...

"...after the annihilation of the Snow People, the Steel Wheels paid homage to what remained..."

Jen said...

That photos is hysterical.

Sarah said...

ah shit. i give up. the snow keeps coming out from the bottom. i can never get it clean!

mellisarock said...

I have that same anon comment on my blog!!


as said by my Hubby..." she bought out the entire store...but what a week to forget the eggs!"



not sure if that is funny enough- but he's been there.

mellisarock at yahoo dot com

MJW said...

This person was clearly at Walmart and was freaking out because they didn't want to be on the People of Walmart website based on their clothing. :)

junebug said...

Mrs. Frosty hadn't anticipated being dog piled for the last cart during the day after Christmas sales.

That's all I got. Lot's of good ones on here already.

barbara.montyj said...

Buying those groceries have me buried in debt!

Working Mommy said...

This is a great picture...lets see...

Yes, honey, I did ask you for a shopping cart, but you have to bring the baby too...

~WM

Coffee Lovers said...
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Kathy Rambousek said...

Caption - ridng the snow wave

Kathy Rambousek said...

What carts do in winter - Snow surfing

LKARambo at comcast dot net

carma said...

"The Snow-zen Foods Section"

Coffee Lovers said...

I deleted mine... it sounded pretty stupid! LOL!!!

Here is another try:

"An extreme way to downsize cart-boys"

I mean... it's not 11:59 yet... I can try again right?

quilly said...

Ohmygosh, I won! I can't believe it. I am so glad you all enjoyed my silliness -- except grandma, of course. She's still a little miffed about not being dug out first.

Some of the other comments cracked me up. I have a feeling none of us like snow much.

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