I Am Not...
June Cleaver.
I look good in heels & pearls,
but never while vacuuming.
And definitely not
Martha Stewart.
Yes, I cook.
Yes, I entertain.
Yes, I garden.
No, I Decidedly Do Not
nor have I ever worn
an electronic monitoring device
on my ankle.
Clair Huxtable.
I'm a teacher, Madame Prosecutor.
the law.
I don't do sweater sets.
I hang out
All. Day. Long.
Maude.
And I'm outspoken,
with a dash of class.
Marge Simpson.
but not of the blue beehive variety.
And I've
Never
Posed
for
Playboy.
18 comments:
awesome! i love your take on this prompt!
Very nice. You left me smiling --and thinking about our media role models.
It cracked me up when i read that Marge was posing for playboy. Flanders for playgirl - that i'd believe. Have you seen his abs? LOL
Very funny and catchy title, btw I have never posed for playboy either...can you imagine.
I am none of those women either! (but Maude had a good theme song...)
I'm starting to look a little like Maude these days. (More like BA circa Golden Girls actually.)
Great!
I have never posed for playboy either but once I meet my weight goal I'm sending in pictures!
Yours is the most entertaining prompt I have read today:-)
I LOVE this!! So fun. You know yourself pretty well, Melissa B.
I actually played along with Mama Kat today too. Very fun prompts!
Great post! Very creative and funny.
This is awesome! And that last line is the clincher the way it brings it all back to the title. Great work mama!
It's another dreary day and I needed that. I smiled and then I laughed.
Thank you.
I love the photos that go with each phrase— very unique.
Great answer to the prompt!
I wouldn't want to be any of these women, even though I use the name in vain.
Posts like this are exactly why I love Writer's Workshop. This is SUCH a creative take on the prompt, and so entertaining - I love it!
So are you saying that you're a little bit Martha, a little bit rock n' roll ? :)
Flanders for Playgirl??? I may just have to pick up a copy....dude seriously needs some more shirtless scenes....
You are so funny! love your writer's workship submission.
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