Thursday, October 22, 2009

I've Never Posed for Playboy...

Moms I'm Not
I Am Not...

June Cleaver.
I look good in heels & pearls,
but never while vacuuming.
And definitely not

Martha Stewart.
Yes, I cook.
Yes, I entertain.
Yes, I garden.
No, I Decidedly Do Not
nor have I ever worn
an electronic monitoring device
on my ankle.

Clair Huxtable.
I'm a teacher, Madame Prosecutor.
the law.
I don't do sweater sets.
I hang out
All. Day. Long.

And I'm outspoken,
with a dash of class.

Marge Simpson.
but not of the blue beehive variety.
And I've


Alicia said...

awesome! i love your take on this prompt!

quilly said...

Very nice. You left me smiling --and thinking about our media role models.

Cairo Typ0 said...

It cracked me up when i read that Marge was posing for playboy. Flanders for playgirl - that i'd believe. Have you seen his abs? LOL

Vodka Logic said...

Very funny and catchy title, btw I have never posed for playboy either...can you imagine.

Tammy Howard said...

I am none of those women either! (but Maude had a good theme song...)

kys said...

I'm starting to look a little like Maude these days. (More like BA circa Golden Girls actually.)

Yankee Girl said...


I have never posed for playboy either but once I meet my weight goal I'm sending in pictures!

Susie said...

Yours is the most entertaining prompt I have read today:-)

Tracy P. said...

I LOVE this!! So fun. You know yourself pretty well, Melissa B.

I actually played along with Mama Kat today too. Very fun prompts!

3 Men and a Lady said...

Great post! Very creative and funny.

Mama Kat said...

This is awesome! And that last line is the clincher the way it brings it all back to the title. Great work mama!

Dr.John said...

It's another dreary day and I needed that. I smiled and then I laughed.
Thank you.

CaJoh said...

I love the photos that go with each phrase— very unique.

June Freaking Cleaver said...

Great answer to the prompt!

I wouldn't want to be any of these women, even though I use the name in vain.

Sera said...

Posts like this are exactly why I love Writer's Workshop. This is SUCH a creative take on the prompt, and so entertaining - I love it!

Miss Jo said...

So are you saying that you're a little bit Martha, a little bit rock n' roll ? :)

LadyStyx said...

Flanders for Playgirl??? I may just have to pick up a copy....dude seriously needs some more shirtless scenes....

Mainly a midwife said...

You are so funny! love your writer's workship submission.


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