Sunday, October 11, 2009

Dropping the Bomb

Bomb? What Bomb?


Meet Ed. He teaches Physics at Our Humble High School. Notice the lovely orange vest he's wearing. All teachers had to don this electric attire on Friday while shepherding students to the stadium, when the school was evacuated because of a bomb threat.

Ed looks like he has all he needs to stay comfy. He's even using our red Crisis Manual to quasi-cushion his head on the 50-yard line.

So, it's Sunday, right? And y'all know what to do, correctamundo? Take a gander at this Superior Snap. Then conjure a cute caption for said snap, & tippy-type it real quick-like in the comments section of this post.

That's all there is to it, Scribe Fans. And what do you get for all your toil & trouble? The knowledge that you gave a few of us a good giggle today. And what could be better than that?

30 comments:

Amy said...

Not a caption, just a statement of my absolute love of that man. I think of him every time my clothes are properly coordinated with no jeans or white socks.

mgwrites said...

I think the man in the picture says, "Bomb threat what? There's nothing like a good sleep under the calming heat of the morning sun."
LOL

quilly said...

Ed makes it to the 50 yard line and he's going, ... going ... going ... AND HE'S GONE ladies and gentlemen! There you have it. Sound asleep on the 50 yard line. That's gotta be a new world record.

It's a talent to be able to sleep anywhere.

Cairo Typ0 said...

"Do you think anyone would notice if i suck my thumb?"

Alicia said...

lol...i love this picture!! but i'm so lame at thinking of captions! :) he does look rather cozy though...

Tammy Howard said...

It's the end of the world, as we know it, and I feel fine.

teachergirl said...

"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." (Not me, but Issac Newton and I think Ed would approve.)

Tara R. said...

That is true peace of mind. A stadium full of teens, a threat of explosion, and it's time for a nap.

TeachJ said...

Please state the nature of the school-wide emergen-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Technolustmaxx said...

Is it weird that pop-culture junkies from the UK- such as myself- totally fetishise the 'American High School experience' when it's exactly like school here but on a grander scale?

I blame early Coronet Instructional Films...

Holly Ann said...

I haven't had enough coffee yet to be witty.. but i absolutely love the picture and the comments before mine are pretty good...

knit1kids4 said...

What a great picture!

No caption for me.... brain not functioning yet... I'll think on it!

Stephanie Faris said...

The caption would be:

"Ed waits for the ____ to finally win a game."

Insert your favorite poor-performing sports team in blank!

Flory said...

"Delay of game - penalty declined...".

I know it's missing something, but I am being pulled away by hungry kids.

Bilbo said...

The valedictorian of the Securities and Exchange Commission's latest graduating class of Inspectors and Overseers prepares for his final exam.

Vodka Mom said...

You'd be tired TOO if you spent all night trying to find ways to evacuate the school on Friday.

Mom of Three said...

I suck at captions, but I'm good at laughing. I'm torn between Cairo Typ0 and Vodka Mom.

Paige said...

Cute picture! Stopping by from SITS!

HappyChyck said...

Ed's been around the block a few times. Bomb threat? Pranksters! No worries. A perfect time to nap in the sun!

Natalie said...

"I know I can make it if I can just get to my cof..."

Vodka Logic said...

Can I have a replay on that touch down please

Tracy P. said...

Oh these are just too funny!

kyslp said...

Excuse me while I go to my Happy Place.

Jim said...

Sleeping on the job doesn't get you a raise at our school
..
Lets hope that is the case!
.

Jenn@ You know... that blog? said...

Great picture! I can't think of a caption this time though.

I do have an award to share with you though - come see me when you have a few...

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

"The guard faked sleep while he clutched the diamond close to his chest."

Yaya said...

What Ed doesn't know is that I spiked his coffee.....

Shraddha@theselfloveproject said...

omg...that picture is just precious...lol!

quilly said...

"Afraid of a bomb?" [Yawn] "Are you kidding? I teach high school!"

Miss Jo said...

Call me when the bomb squad arrives. I've got to catch up on something.

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