Sunday, September 27, 2009

A Veritable Mexican Standoff

Mexican Standoff

Presenting another Ella Numera Dos classic! Patch (to the left, to the left) & Pepper only get along sporadically. Hence, the closed sliding glass door.

Y'all know what to do, correctamundo? Take a gander at this Superior Snap. Then conjur a caption for said snap, & tippy-type it reall quick-like in the comments section of this post.

You'll receive nothing tangible, this time around, for all your blood, sweat & tears. Just Mrs. Scribe's undying love & devotion. And what could be sweeter than that?

28 comments:

LadyStyx said...

Patch: Come on man, lemme in!

Pepper: No way dude, not 'til you learn to lay off the mouse burritos.

CJ said...

"Can you hear Meow?"

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

"Dude, there's a dog closing in on you."

Christine said...

..I said..I'll let you in but you have to let me wear the pink collar for 1 week...capish?

Tammy Howard said...

Patch: Do you have a moment? I'd like to talk to you about the after-life.

Pepper: No speaka de Eengleesh.

Vodka Mom said...

Wait, I thought I was thinner.

And gray.

JennyMac said...

badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.

Theta Mom said...

I think the other one wanted to come inside and play!!! Thanks so much for stopping by my blog from SITS! :)

TC said...

No! I said, flip the latch up you idiot and let me in it's freezing out here.

mannequin said...

"Okay. You promise you're going to be nice to me?"

"Oh, I promise. You know me, I only want to be friends."

TeachJ said...

I canz be out, you canz be not! LOL

Mom of Three said...

Lol @LadyStyx.
Now that's a classic snapshot!

Yaya said...

It doesn't matter if you're black or white....

Melissa said...

Just wait till I can get this door open.

Stephanie Faris said...

"What's the password?"

"Litter box?"

"No."

"Rumpelstiltskin."

"No."

"Let me in you @!*@!"

Tortuga said...

Patch: Psst...you got the stuff.
Pepper: Yeah...you got the payment?

Scribe'll never know where that dead bird in her bed came from and the catnip stash only looks mildly depleted.

HappyChyck said...

You think this door between us is going to keep you safe?

Bilbo said...

"Dave's not here, man..."

dkzody said...

Ha, ha, I'm inside and you're NOT. And I ate all of your kibbles. That'll teach you to go outside.

Tara R. said...

"You're so gonna get it! Mommmmm! Pepper won't let me in! Mommmmm!'

Somewhere In Between said...

I wish I had something witty to add before I read everyone else's!! This is too cute!

Nance said...

"Sorry, no thumbs."

Em said...

Pssst, Pacth, it's like awesome in here - clean litter box, canned tuna, warm laps. Wait...this is solid glass right, not just that screen crap?

Whew.

So anyway, I just overheard them talking about putting you on a diet...

(the true reason why these two don't get along - Pepper can be quite catty.)

Nikki said...

Patch- Oh so you think your safe behind that glass door?

Pepper - Yeah I think I am! hahaha!

Patch - You just wait! Wait til she lets me in and I'll have your tail.

Pepper - She won't let you know you silly outdoor cat.

Patch - What do you think you're better than me because your inside?

Pepper - Yes! I know I'm better than you!

Patch - (runs around and comes back) Well you can't do that.

Pepper - I can do anything I want.

Patch - Then go ahead, show me, run around like I just did.

Pepper - Okay maybe I will. I'll show you. (runs around the house)

(scholastic scribe sees this and thinks Pepper wants to go out and run around outside so she opens the glass door, Pepper tries to run out as to avoid Patch and Patch runs after him)

Patch - Now you're all mine! hahahaha!

carma said...

I'm thinking of the cats doing the pointing two fingers towards their eyes and then towards the other cat in the "I'm watchin' you" gesture -
only with paws instead of fingers - does that even make any sense!!

MammaDawg said...

LOL - I love Christine's caption - had me rollin' over here!

Marrdy said...

Sorry I missed this Sunday post! Have you are well. And I hope to be back someday!!:(

Miss Jo said...

Patch to Pepper:
"Don't worry. I'll bust you out once the humans go to bed."

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