Hearken back with us, Scribe Fans, to Ella Numera Dos & a Christmas Family Vacation of a couple years back. This is the child who loves the beach, but hates dipping her little piggies in the ocean, for fear of little wriggly fish.
OK, sources smarter than I tell me that dolphins are mammals; nevertheless, the child still had to get in the ocean & touch this cute little guy (gal?) AND then KISSED the critter, to boot!
You veterans know what to do. For the rest of ya, take a gander at this Superior Snap. Then, conjure a funny caption for said snap & tippy-type it real quick-like in the comments section of this post.
You'll win nothing tangible for your efforts, of course, but the unending love & admiration of Mrs. Scribe. It's sooooooooo worth it, right?
And speaking of Christmas Family Vacation, no cats, Christmas Trees, next-door neighbors or elderly aunts were harmed in the creation of this snap.