"There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know."
"Getting old ain't for sissies."
"May you live all the days of your life."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."