Editor's Note: This Contest will remain open until 11:59 p.m.
on Monday, April 13.
Your Humble Scribe has always been fascinated by Peeps. You know, the unnaturally colored marshmallow treats traditionally available just in time for the Easter Bunny to pop into all those baskets?
Sounds like the makings of a contest, don't it?
Unlike my previous adventures into Giveaway Land (Click Here & Here for more details), today's Silly Sunday Sweepstakes celebrates the season in a unique...but also funny, stale & très chic at the same time...fashion. Here's all ya gotta do to be a Winner!
Those of you who are Sx3 Regulars know the drill. Take a gander at this Superior Snap, brought to you courtesy of KYCK-FM in Grand Forks, ND (I know...only a radio station, right?). Then Conjur a Caption for Said Snap, and tippy-type it in the Comments Section of this post.
And what do you get for your trouble? If you're the Grand Prize Winner, Mrs. Scribe promises to go to her local mart & purchase a variety of Post-Easter Peeps for your dining pleasure! And to sweeten the pot all the more, she'll throw in the beautiful hardcover edition of Alexander von Solodkoff's Masterpieces from the House of Fabergé. This stunning collection of photos, essays, historical notes & commentary captures the era of those beautiful baubles made by Peter Carl Fabergé for the likes of Russian Czar Nicholas II.
The Winner...deemed funniest caption in the bunch...will be selected by Mr. Fairway. So hurry, quick like a bunny, & enter your caption today...don't de
lay! And Happy Easter, y'all!
31 comments:
"Pretty nice stuff, but I can't get past the pink".
Or "And I thought that my chick-man was at a girlie bar!"
Ok---those were just stupido! heh, heh!!
What about this? "Turn off those hot lights, that bunny's stuck to the pole!"
Tweetie realized his brother-in-law was a cheepskate when he threw Tweetie's bachelor party not in the Playboy Mansion, as he'd promised, but a run of the mill Bunny Bar.
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When they told him they were going to see Pinks All Out, he'd naturally presumed they were going to a drag track.....
PS...yes, cheepskate is a purposeful typo and not an error ;)
"Pay up, bitch - I TOLD you Mama could DANCE!"
"Isn't she, pretty in pink..."
While Bunny was trying to earn a little extra money so her daughter could get a blood transfusion, she somehow got a pole lodged in her abdomen. Thankfully the nearby Young Roosters Club was able to take up a pretty substantial collection for the pole removal procedure.
There's gotta be a better way for us chicks to spend this bailout money!
Chico the Chicken, Paul the Peep and Fowl Freddy found themselves in quite the sticky situation!
Morton was thrilled with boys night out. "What I wouldn't give to lay my head upon her marshmallow soft shoulder."
When her peeps said something about "taking a poll," this wasn't what Ms. Honey Bunny had in mind.
I LOVE peeps! Stopping by from SITS.
"Naughty Peeps. Warping minds one marshmallow at a time!"
This is too funny! I will never be able to look at Peeps the same way again.
All I could think of involved marshmallow creme and probably highly inappropriate.
Happy Easter!
"Hot, Hot, sticky sweet."
carma
"Hef's got nothing on these chics."
or
"I'm more of a chic man myself, but bunnies'll do in a pinch."
"Hold on to your sugar cubes...this is hot!!"
"Cheap Chicks" only gave me a Buck and I am stuck to this pole.
"Pole dancing is for exercise. Look at these flabby pink thighs!"
HappyChyck hopes her state can take care of its teachers this year so she can stay downstage of that pole.
jk! Sorta...
When Marshmallow Go Wild!
WOODBRIDGE, VIRGINIA--Senator E.B. Peep (R-VA) and his staff responded today to the furor over pictures that placed him in a local strip club on Good Friday.
Sen. Peep, known for his "Family Values Platform," argued that what one critic called "glaring hypocrisy" was an regrettable but understandable mistake.
"I am not a 'Peeping Tom,' despite my name," Sen. Peep began...
"Pasties never looked so tasty," thought Bob as he looked at the dancing lovelies.
As he put more dollar bills on the stage, he said out loud to George, "Now that's something I could sink my teeth into...if you know what I mean."
OH.MY.Gosh! The time it must've taken to put that toegther! WOW!
Thanks for the giggles :)
"The pole seems a little stickier today"
Why Easter never falls in May... May Pole needs no additional publicity. :)
"Although the Candy Man did all he could, it seems Little Bo Peep is turning tricks again."
Scott
"Despite Mother Hen's advice to not put all of his jelly beans in one basket - while Chico the Chick checked out the eye candy on stage he couldn't help but wish he could get hard."
Okay, okay . . . a tad bit inappropriate - but they're MARSHMELLOWS!! Sigh, and I couldn't get this one out of my mind to come up with anything else!
Moments later, the camera crew from "Cheaters" would catch Julio and his peeps red-handed...or is it pink-handed?
Visiting from SITS, love it!! Bunny on a pole, fabulous!
10 bucks for a table dance, and they melt in your lap, not in your hand...
Her swing got stuck when her marshmellow V-jayjay got a little stale.
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