In the heirarchy of Our Humble High School, freshmen are bottom-feeders.
Seniors call them "fresh meat," and threaten to stuff them in cafeteria trashcans at lunch.
Teachers try to help them make the adjustment from middle school to The Show, but secretly spend the year hoping that the 14-year-olds will at least remember to put on deoderant after PE.
Even The Boob Tube disrespects the Lowly Freshman. The funniest part of this commercial is not the deliveryman who sends Callahan to detention; it's the Little Froshie, shut up in a locker. Even the way he thanks the gal who releases him is pathetic.
Poor kids...don't they realize they're Peeing with the Big Dogs now?