"Mrs. Scribe, I've got writer's block."
"Just write about what you saw."
"All I saw was hard-core partying. And too much skin. Lots of blood, too."
"Did you like the film?"
"I think it was all too much information."
"Write your opinion. What does the flick feature?"
"Budweiser. And Boobs. Blood. Oh, and Booze, too."
A female Cherub interjects right here: "I don't think you can say 'Boobs.' This is a family newspaper, isn't it?"
Bud. Breasts. Blood. Booze.
And so, a Classic Newspaper Lede is born.
Editor's Note: Yet another of Mrs. Scribe's submissions in the Random Complexity Writing Challenge. This one weighs in at 109 words.