This is the "Doonesbury" side of the White House. You know...the one pictured in all of the Doonesbury cartoons for the past 38 or so years.And yes, those are Port-a-Potties, PhotoShopped in on the South Lawn. Why? Because DC Security Folks are expecting as many as 5 million at Tuesday's Inauguration Fest. And Inaugural Planners ordered...
7,000 Port-a-Potties. The number~reported by Your Humble Scribe Friday over at Blog Around the World as 5,000~was increased yesterday by 2,000. So, if the crowd swells to the higher end of the estimate, that means 71,428 revelers~give or take 1 or 2~ for each loo. And some of those Don's Johns are only equipped with urinals. Go figure!
You who are fans of The Scholastic Scribe's Silly Sunday Sweepstakes know what to do. Take a gander at this not-quite Superior Snap (but you get the picture, don'tcha?) and Conjure a Creative Caption. Then tippy-type Said Caption in the Comments Section of This Post.
That's it! You, of course, receive nothing tangible for your efforts. Just the knowledge that you've made Mrs. Scribe's day, and caused several of your Bloggy Friends to roll around on the floor laughing hysterically. And, as always, thanks for your support!
16 comments:
"The Bailout is Now a Flush Out":-)
Although supposedly for crowd convenience, pundits believe the new installation on the White House lawn is simply to give the incoming president a secret place to have the occasional cigarette.
The outgoing administration left so much S--- behind, they had to put it somewhere.
"Tippy the Loo, and Tile it Too."
Bush: "Has anyone packed my foreign policy folders yet?"
Aide: "Yes, they're in the storage containers on the South Lawn, Sir."
As a final gesture to the American people, the outgoing Bush administration sets up stations where they can register their opinions on Mr Bush's presidency. Those opinions will be processed just like all the other ones were.
P.S. - I loved Edna Lee's comment!
Obama has already begun decorating the White House.
Presidential Pooper Scoopers.
All I could think of was something to do with most of Washington being 'full of'.... it.
I simply can't beat the ones that refer to the Bush administration!!! They say it all...
I told you to use the bathroom in Denver!
You've heard of Texas Hold 'Em, haven't you? What about Don't Do It in DC?
Oh, no. Do you really have to go? Can't it wait until we get home?
In D.C. so you can pee.
"A chicken in every pot, and a Pot on every lawn."
LOL - where are my creative juices? All the ones posted here crack me up - ESPECIALLY Pseudonymous and Edna Lee's!!
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