Sunday, January 18, 2009

Sx3: Go Before You Go

This is the "Doonesbury" side of the White House. You know...the one pictured in all of the Doonesbury cartoons for the past 38 or so years.

And yes, those are Port-a-Potties, PhotoShopped in on the South Lawn. Why? Because DC Security Folks are expecting as many as 5 million at Tuesday's Inauguration Fest. And Inaugural Planners ordered...

7,000 Port-a-Potties. The number~reported by Your Humble Scribe Friday over at Blog Around the World as 5,000~was increased yesterday by 2,000. So, if the crowd swells to the higher end of the estimate, that means 71,428 revelers~give or take 1 or 2~ for each loo. And some of those Don's Johns are only equipped with urinals. Go figure!

You who are fans of The Scholastic Scribe's Silly Sunday Sweepstakes know what to do. Take a gander at this not-quite Superior Snap (but you get the picture, don'tcha?) and Conjure a Creative Caption. Then tippy-type Said Caption in the Comments Section of This Post.

That's it! You, of course, receive nothing tangible for your efforts. Just the knowledge that you've made Mrs. Scribe's day, and caused several of your Bloggy Friends to roll around on the floor laughing hysterically. And, as always, thanks for your support!

16 comments:

Susie said...

"The Bailout is Now a Flush Out":-)

Gilahi said...

Although supposedly for crowd convenience, pundits believe the new installation on the White House lawn is simply to give the incoming president a secret place to have the occasional cigarette.

teachj said...

The outgoing administration left so much S--- behind, they had to put it somewhere.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

"Tippy the Loo, and Tile it Too."

Edna Lee said...

Bush: "Has anyone packed my foreign policy folders yet?"

Aide: "Yes, they're in the storage containers on the South Lawn, Sir."

Bilbo said...

As a final gesture to the American people, the outgoing Bush administration sets up stations where they can register their opinions on Mr Bush's presidency. Those opinions will be processed just like all the other ones were.

P.S. - I loved Edna Lee's comment!

Deanna said...

Obama has already begun decorating the White House.

Teri said...

Presidential Pooper Scoopers.

Tara R. said...

All I could think of was something to do with most of Washington being 'full of'.... it.

Z's Mom said...

I simply can't beat the ones that refer to the Bush administration!!! They say it all...

Marrdy said...

I told you to use the bathroom in Denver!

Veggie Mom said...

You've heard of Texas Hold 'Em, haven't you? What about Don't Do It in DC?

Betty said...

Oh, no. Do you really have to go? Can't it wait until we get home?

Tiffany said...

In D.C. so you can pee.

Eudea-Mamia said...

"A chicken in every pot, and a Pot on every lawn."

MammaDawg said...

LOL - where are my creative juices? All the ones posted here crack me up - ESPECIALLY Pseudonymous and Edna Lee's!!

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