Saturday, January 10, 2009

The Christmas Breasts

Once upon a time, The Scribe Family lived near a house that liked to Gussy Up for the holidays. One of their prominent outside displays included a string of lites suspended from a faux-balcony thingy affixed above the front door.

Trouble was, the Lighting Designer for this particular display-probably a Hapless Dad who tried to imbue the place with a little Christmas Spirit, stringing Decorations in the Dark after a Difficult Day-never could get the Balcony Janx quite right. The string of lites always sagged in the middle.

A very pronounced cleft. Like cleavage. We called this particular neighborhood display The Christmas Breasts.

Happy 3 Kings Day, y'all! Better Late Than Never, huh?

Editor's Note: After all those years, The Scribes never did take a picture of The Christmas Breasts. The family moved away. The Breasts are but a memory now. This snap, snagged from Google, just put us in mind of the story.

31 comments:

Veggie Mom said...

*WOOT*! This is too funny...what size do you think they are? And do you think Playtex has enough support for those mamas?

Tara said...

Too funny! Almost as controversial as our local Hanukkah penis display.

Kidding, of course.

mannequin said...

Yup. I kinda figured you wouldn't put a picture of Christmas breasts on your blog. And with due cause.

And yet, this is a lesson for all us. Capture the moment.

Thanks for stopping by today; I'm sure your question was rhetorical but I believe the answer to be NO. I DO NOT think things will change. I agree with you 100% on the other,

LadyStyx said...

I dont think Playtex has a 24 hour bra in that size...

Susie said...

Tooooooo funny!!

Marrdy said...

Oh goodness. That is too funny! We may have to steal that idea next year. The neighbors will go crazy!

Ritch in Love said...

I just spit on my laptop laughing! That pic is awesome!!

Candid Carrie said...

Oh crap. I thought this was the picture for Sx3 because I knew I could be declared an instant winner with this witty caption:



wait for it





here it is





Got milk?

Typhoid Terri said...

In CA, people here like to decorate their palm trees. But they only do the trunk. If they string the lights all the way to the top, it looks like a giant penis at night.

Your Christmas Breasts reminded me of that.

BPOTW said...

Don't you mean the breasts are just a mammary now? hahahahahaha!!!! I hope no one already made that joke...

Elizabeth said...

visiting via BPOTW! What a great visual!

Brenda said...

I love it when things like that happen to entertain us.

Found you on BPOTW

Carrie said...

I'm ruined - anytime I drive down the street I'm going to be looking for more Christmas breasts. This is great!

Kristin said...

OMG, I kinda wanna duplicate it. Ah ha ha

sweetjeanette said...

Stopping by from SITS on YOUR DAY - congrats! I had to read this post, because we have some overhead lights we put up one year and after they all had been installed I noticed, they looked like breasts...nipples and all. I can't look at them the same now, our "boob lights" as we call 'em.

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Christine said...

Yeah, I totally quit doing the breast thing on my front railing. It seemed every time the ice/snow built up one of the underwires would pop and the girls sagged. Not festive at all!

Kelly at Home said...

Bwahahahahahaha! Now I understand the hidden meaning behind several of my Philadelphia neighbors' lighting displays growing up. ;o) Fits with their personalities, too, LOL!

Have a wonderful Christmas, mama!

Karen@StrictlySimpleStyle said...

Congrats on your SITS day! I love the Christmas Boobies! I'll bet it was the doing of the man of the house.

Melissa Papaj Photography said...

Congrats on SITS day! Cute and funny Christmas story :)

Michelle said...

Well maybe it was on purpose? LOL

Annie @ astonesthrowfrominsanity said...

Ha! Sort of like when my son spied the live nativity animals playing piggy back. Wish i had a pic of that too . . . or maybe not . . .
Happy SITS!

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