Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Cook Me Up Some Spam, Quick!

All totally unsolicited, showing up in our Hotmail Account as both junk and legit e-mails. All totally bogus, but of course! And quite a Bit of BS about Big Bucks.

Makes Your Humble Scribe think that maybe she should get out of this Teaching Biz Right Away! BTW, all punctuation, spelling, and sentence construction come from the Spammers Their Own Selves. We're quite surprised Viagra hasn't tried to Spam Us Yet. But it is only Tuesday, after all!

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And we regret to inform you that we've never heard of y'all. Ever. So There!

14 comments:

Susie said...

I win the British Lottery almost every day. I am walking on easy street:-)

LadyFi said...

It's the art of writing EVERYTHING IN CAPITAL letters and with exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ronnica said...

I mainly just get asked if I'll help out a widow with her 17500000million dollars.

Tara R. said...

Love this, too funny. Loved the photo too... might want to bring that one back for Sx3 too.

Tracy P. said...

Well, it's good the soup was also on the menu--I'm not such a fan of SPAM! ;-) Glad you liked it!

HappyChyck said...

Last night I noticed I had been spamming myself. I have a copy of my blog posts sent to my e-mail account, and the last three posts ended up in the junk mail. Want some of my spam?

Veggie Mom said...

Speaking of SPAM, I've even gotten Viagra Spam posted as comments on my blog! Do they pay people to do stuff like that, or are computers now smart enough to comment on Blogger?

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