Tuesday, November 4, 2008

~And now, a closing statement from The Candidate We All Know & Love...Hot Tub Lizzy~If you've fallen behind in reading up on her Historic Candidacy, Please Click Here. Or Here. Or Here. Or Here. Or Here. Or, Finally, Here!~

Well, Peeps (polling shows people are tired of the word "Friends" so....)

It's Election Day. I'm looking back at my time running for President, and find myself proud of the way I have carried myself and campaigned for this job. It hasn't been easy, but I'll tell you that NOT hitting the campaign trail was the right thing to do...no offense to my opponents, but they all look like...poo....

I spent the day ranting and raving... about polls (WHY DO WE HAVE THEM?????) about early voting (WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TODAY THAT MADE A MAJOR DIFFERENCE???) and about STUPID PHONE CALLS FROM CANDIDATES!!!!!! Today I talked to Bill Clinton & Andy Griffith. I would like to point out that NO ONE has gotten any phone calls from my campaign...You're welcome!

I just want to thank you all for supporting me in this election...and I know that Tonight, when all those Television Stations try to figure out where the heck I live so they can come and cover my Acceptance Speech, you're all going to be sitting there telling them, I VOTED FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then you can all walk around all proud and stuff...'cause you know I will be.

Now, once I get settled in at the White House, be watching your mailboxes for official invites to Our First Slumber Party!!!! For all the "Official Press releases," we'll be calling them "Cabinet Meetings"....

I think this was supposed to be some inspiring, closing argument kind of thing, soo...I'll just rip off some phrases from my opponents...

Maverick...coal...don't like us very much...share my sandwich... in one week....change...real change... nuclear...patriotic....blah, blah, blah.

To sum up.....

Vote for Lizzy.

~Editor's Note: Lizzy is requesting that all of you Wear Plaid to the Polls Today, no matter your Candidate Preference! Take a snap, and post it on your blog tomorrow...we want to Get Out the Plaid to Get Out the Vote!~

8 comments:

ladyfi said...

Slumber parties in the White House... promise to invite me. You can have your private jet pick me up tomorrow night - OK?

Abounader Photography said...

GACK! I have no plaid!!! (great post and thanks for not calling my phone with your campaign.. although it would be amusing if you did :-))

Queenie Jeannie said...

You are so deliciously silly!

and just sayin', YOU have that stoopid word verification thingy on!!!!!!

Veggie Mom said...

Yay for Lizzy! Yay for Slumber Parties at the White House!!

Tracy P. said...

It's just that it is 70 degrees (that's Farenheit) here in MN on NOVEMBER 4 (unheard of!!), and I have no plaid capris. Because that's what you have to wear in MN when it's 70 degrees! Sorry Lizzy--but I have plaid flannel jammies for the cabinet meeting!

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