There's Something About 10-year-old Piper Palin. Nothwithstanding the 1998 Cameron Diaz flick of close to the same name (yeah, right), Piper might have a future career as a Follicle Engineer.
During her Mom's acceptance speech the other nite, Piper was observed licking her hand and smoothing down brother Trigg's unruly locks. Jimmy Kimmel, natch, did a routine about it, riffing off that annoying Activeon commercial. Totally stole this from ABC. That. Freakin'. Media. They should stay out of our business unless we invite them!