Here's your Summer Session Midterm, courtesy of the late, great George Carlin! Please answer as many questions as you care to answer, and submit your answers in the comment box on this post. This exam is worth nothing but your self-esteem. Good Night & Good Luck!
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?