Remember, this is Tryout Season at Our Humble High School. Here is an entry from a Fervent Froshie: "I should be a staff writer because I never turn anything in late and I am a good listener. I do not need to be told twice what to do and I don't fuss over the tiniest things. My only goal is to achieve perfection, which is impossible, but it does not give me any reason not to try. To me organization is everything; if I were not well-ordered then I would be reeking chaos. Not only am I obedient and clean, I'm also reliable and trustworthy."
We Don't Make This Stuff Up. For the Record, our Journalism Suite and its occupants are often Reeking Chaos; sometimes, though, they are Obedient and Clean.